National cut off a man's penis day

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!

Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021

Jerk off with the bros day

On September 3 and 4th it is national jerk off with the bros day. Grab the dick of your best bro and have him grab yours and then go to town. There can be just one bro or 50 bros there is never enough.

Bro 1: Hey bro you know it’s national jerk off with the bros day?

Bro 2: Oh really? Take off your clothes and let’s get started.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!

by Yuh-yuh-heee August 21, 2022

Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day

April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.

Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..

Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.

by p u s s y s l a y e r 2 0 0 0 April 16, 2021

National Cut off people’s legs Day

Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.

Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day

by Eternal fire October 21, 2025

no days off

the constant grind, hustle, and struggle, usually to show the level of tired someone is on

'bout to hit up these weights #nodaysoff

Maaan, I ain't going through THAT again, no days off...

by thatbawss June 18, 2012

Three days off

When a girl is very good looking

"I would take three days off to have intercourse with her"

by ddavison January 21, 2008