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Honey Nutting

A sexual act in which one person spreads honey on the testicles of another person and then proceeds to lick it off.
Olivia spread Joel's legs and lathered his balls with honey, licking it off afterwards giving Joel the best Honey Nutting he has ever had.
by K3nny34 April 22, 2017
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Nutrinopets

A relatively small and new virtual pet site, this site only has around 20,000 users or so. Although complaints have been made about the terrible economy, the influx of Nutrinocredits far higher than the amount spent, the site has a very proactive team of staff who work hard to remedy all problems. Changes are made on an ongoing basis. Recently, the layout has changed, the pet system has been completely revamped, as well as many new changes.

Part of the uniqueness of this site is that it values user input a great deal. There is a special forum called "Suggestions", where users can pitch in opinions and ideas. The best opinions get sorted into a staff forum, where they are eventually used at some point. Also, selling self-made art and trading self-made art is allowed, even encouraged, as there's a forum specifically for that, drawing many artists to this site. Many pieces of art often go for millions of NC.

The users are exceedingly friendly. Many a person has commented on the forums about how no person ever scams, how spam hardly ever appears in the forums and the general politeness and willingness to chat of the users.

Although comparisons have been made between Neopets and Nutrinopets, Nutrinopets actively work towards dropping that comparison. The users and staff firmly believe that they are different and that the only reason why such comparisons have been made is that Neopets, being the most successful site in terms of user numbers, is seen as a goal for most pet sites.
A Nutrinopets user, rather than scorning a newcomer or a n00b, politely debunks him.

Example:
N00b: Lol! how can i earn monies?
Nutrinopets user: There are a variety of ways... (lists ways)

ON OTHER PET SITES...
N00b: Lol! how can i earn monies?
User: Gawd, you're stupid! Go play some other game, you don't have a right play this game.
by Blehnewish July 12, 2007
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nutichi

The disease most men have that causes them to constantly scratch their testicles
Damn, I have the bad case of nutichi.
by Joe Merkin August 27, 2003
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Nutnumbing

Causing the man's testicles to retract, so the man doesn't feel them in their original state. This will make it feel as if they are numb and/or removed.
Yeah, I saw this guy who sprayed hairspray on his dick.
- Ouch man, I can imagine the nutnumbing pain.
by Tom Cruiseship May 25, 2009
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nuttingham palace

when you jackrabbit missionary style for under a minute then nut inside and proceed to roll over and fall asleep
Yeah dude she wasn’t that cute so I just nuttingham palace
by urmothersbuttholedestroyer April 19, 2018
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Nuttin Everyday December

This is the exact opposite of "No nut November" . Since the past 30 days you couldn't ejaculate for the next 31 that's all you can do for the month.
Guy 1-" Bro it finally December "
Guy 2- " I know I cant wait for Christmas"

Guy 1- "What, fuck Christmas it's nuttin everyday December"

Guy 2- " Aye your right"
by Smoorelacy November 13, 2017
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Ntinu Mpindi

Ntinu Mpindi, meaning; Sovereign Ruler of the Kongo Kingdom and Sages of the Kongo. A title derived from the Kikongo language of Kongo; Ntinu (King/Sovereign Ruler) and Mpindi (Wise/ Wisdom/ Knowledge/ intelligence/ intelligent/ The only Sage family of the Kongo kingdom). The Ntinu Mpindi title was given to Herdeiro David Pindi, two week after his birth, being the first and only male child born to parents of the Royal (Ntinu) and Sages (Mpindi).
His majesty, Ntinu Mpindi.
by Kemite August 17, 2019
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