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northwood highschool

A highschool located in Irvine California run by goat rapers
I heard the rape goats at Northwood Highschool
by weirdalfan69 October 25, 2022
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Northkoreaklophobia

A fear of North Korea and their rockets
Let me out! I have northkoreaklophobia
by ET creator November 26, 2024
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Northport High School

You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA
by Invincidih March 19, 2025
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Northberry

NORTHBERRY
Used as a noun to describe a woman that keeps a number of relationships with different men simultaneously without them knowing it. She accomplishes this by constantly attacking them with false accusations to hide her infidelity. They are to busy trying to defend against the false verbal attacks to challenge her concealment of her texts, emails and phone calls. She lies with every other breath, disrespects, and then badmouths the men to her girlfriends who are lesbians that listen in efforts to gain access to her physically. Example: She’s a real Northberry.

Coined by JC

Used as a verb to imply the act of doing what the noun definition describes above. Example: Don’t Northberry me.
Vlad realized that Tamilla was a Northberry when she leaked some other guys chowder while in bed with him.

She was out to Northberry Thom, Vlad, Scott, & Mike at the same time.
by NotTonight February 6, 2026
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Northport

Honestly a great place to live, The really rich people are from Fort Salonga, Eatons Neck, and Asharoken. But Northport is far from poor. You must drive a Mercedes, vote republican, and make fun of the poor people in Kings Park to fit in. Somehow this little town has some of the best restaurants in the county too. Northport has some of the best MILFS on the island, huge tits and they r so down bad for young guys. I have heard so many stories..

It snows a lot in Northport... If you haven't heard already.... hence the name "snortport"
"Bro lets go to Northport and fuck some MILFS"
by MSA.1998 March 16, 2026
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Northwood Asylum

A "fictional" 1800s lunatic asylum located in Washington state. This asylum is run by its creator Dima Everly, a random man around 34. There is a limited staff and a very intresting cast of patients, including the director's (Dima) favorite, patient 001.

Northwood Asylum has a long and complex history with extensive detail, however one of its main attributes is being 5 hours away from any functioning civilization. But it id for certain you will never forget your stay! Especially after trying the mystery soup.
Patient 004: "I really want some mistery soup from Northwood asylum"

The voices: "you're in Northwood Asylum."

Patient 004: "oh yay! Soup!"
by Moth57 January 8, 2026
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Devon Northbird

An absolutely unhinged goddess. She’s badass, beautiful, and does everything she intends to do.
I heard Devon Northbird punched herself in the face, so I punched myself in the face. It was awesome.
by bagakendam April 23, 2023
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