Nomad

Nomads are people who was born in the future when time machines was made or after that and they go into the past doing whatever, most likely stupid ass stuff where they make sure they mess up any chance of them being born. and fade away from history like they didnt exist. history/future does not fix it self. all these people dont exist anymore but they still receive divine punishment in the worst level of hell for the terror they cause to do something as hard as that to do...people even try to go back and get winning lottery numbers, or mess with someone else spouse etc. all memories of them will fade from everyone mind...everything they did will be gone but they will not come back.

that nomad is long gone always forevermore

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

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Nomadic porker

To have sex in places other than the bedroom. Often in different rooms of the house.

Me: The neighbors saw is having sex in the kitchen
Wife: They're just jealous, since we aren't confined to missionary in the bedroom
Me: Yes, we are Nomadic porkers

by Treerootmafia May 7, 2021

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Nomadic Fireworking

When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.

Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?

Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!

by Iced Liberal July 6, 2020

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