Dumpers Regret

A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights

Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"

by KennyKilledIt December 28, 2011

Penetrative regret

A feeling of self-disgust that occurs after sexual intercourse has taken place.

Once I found out she had the clap, I felt a source of penetrative regret.

by G Pike November 10, 2010

text regret

the agonizing and immediate feelings of shame, self doubt, and embarassment caused by a text sent as an emotional response to someone who so does not need to know they got to you and that they matter.

text regret sample #1: u r such a D<<k! i cannot believe i fell 4 ur bulls<<t! i normally don't do drama like this, but u'r an ass! i know everything. it's a small world!

by tip2toe August 14, 2009

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by Live Or Regret January 24, 2019

orgasm regret

When you hook up with an ex, it feels really good but as soon as that feeling passes - you regret it.

~he makes me cum so good, but I hate him right after~

I had a really great time with him but as soon as he made me cum, I regretted the orgasm and wanted out of there. ~Orgasm Regret~

by kat64 August 14, 2017

drought regret

When somebody broke it off with a girlfriend/boyfriend, and cannot get any action in their new single life. So, they go crawling back to the girlfriend/boyfriend they broke it off with in the first place.

Logan broke up with Mary to have more freedom, but while single Logan couldn't get any girl to have sex with him. Logan's drought regret caused him to go back to Mary, so he could have sex again.

by Intellectual Property November 12, 2012

friending regret

That feeling you get after you add a new friend on Facebook and then realize he/she is not someone you really want to be Facebook friends with.

Dude, this girl from work sent me a friend request on Facebook so I added her, but now I'm totally havingfriending regret.

Confirming those pending friend requests totally gave me friending regret.

by LR_Sara January 30, 2010