Schlong Pressure

The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.

Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"

by xWhatDa December 5, 2022

Stupid pressure

This aint normal weed fam this is stupid pressure. This Gas will have u all the way on you ass, they say only cali shit can be considered Stupid Pressure.

I got that stupid pressure on deck if you need it.

by Nahmii November 30, 2018

pressure kickflip

A skateboarding flip trick similar to a kickflip. The difference is that there is no pop (ollie.) The trick is usually preformed coming out of a grind. The board essentially falls off of the object (ledge/etc.) and flips.

Popularized by such skaters as Rick Howard and Marc Johnson. And is not to be mistaken for a "pressure flip" which is an entirely different trick.

Did you see MJ's opener in Fully Flared? He did a grind on a bent over parking post with a pressure kickflip out.

by nocturnal March 3, 2008

Pair Pressure

When a girl has a great PAIR of tits that pressure you subconsciously into doing things to impress her.

I swear I wasn't going to smoke that night but when Jennifer gave me a cigarette I couldn't resist the Pair Pressure

by Kreyna April 24, 2017

pressure tank

Term coined in the fall of 2006, indigenous to the Southern California region. To receive a blow job while doing a keg stand. Cannot be released from keg stand until orgasm/climax has been achieved.

When Liz lost the bet, she had to give him a pressure tank at the next kegger

by MarkInMalibu May 12, 2007

pressure test

Fill a girls vagina, ass and mouth with a big cocks simultanously...

3 of us fucked this bitch and we gave her the pressure test

by the voyer August 17, 2003

Text Pressure

text pressure is when you are with a group of people that are texting, and you feel obligated to take out your phone in order to be equally cool and not stand out from the rest.

dude1: who are you texting?
dude2: my friends kristina, kate, matt, and jen.
dude1: oh thats cool... *takes out phone and scrolls thru contacts*
dude2: no text pressure, bro!

by phoenixlk27 December 14, 2009