Tigger Nits

Saying that shows your pissed about something. It's also a way to say nigger tits but without getting the crap kicked out of you.
Girl: OH TIGGER NITS!

Guy: What?

Girl: I didn't make you a delicious sandwich while I blew you!
by lax4life123 July 14, 2010
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nit tax

Nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)

a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar

Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.
You see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. However, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. The nit tax is double what you wanted to save.

You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.
by Yangyflo October 02, 2010
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Crotch nits

Hey mate, I'm really itchy down there. Must have got the crotch nits"
by MableDoris August 04, 2017
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Picking the nits

1. A nit picker to the nth degree and a royal pain in the ass.

2. Someone who is looking to start trouble or cause a commotion.

3. A person who concentrated on inconsequential details.
Hey Neil, stop picking the nits and pass the mozzarella. “I’m not picking the nits, I’m just saying the mozzarella is a little tough!”
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Nit knot

Hair worn in a bun or knot on the top of the head by someone who hasn’t showered or washed their hair for a while! Potentially a breeding ground for head lice (nits) and other nasties!
I can’t be bothered to wash my hair today so I’ll just sport an amazing knit knot; nobody will notice!
by RockitMan July 27, 2019
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cum nits

"that guy gave me cum nits!"
"i think i have cum nits"
by Hannah Ilett February 10, 2008
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