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nigerian crowbar

n. the act of sticking and/or shoving a wooden broomstick up the unlubed anal cavity of a young male human being and then breaking the stick in half such that the remain internal half of the broomstick may not be retreived from said boy. It is considered a bonus if the splinters act as thorium spikes for anyone attempting to retreive the broomstick.
1. For his birthday Paul's abusive alcoholic father gave him a nigerian crowbar.

2. Jimmy winked at Joe, and then gave him a nigerian crowbar.
by Yiping July 16, 2006
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Nigerian breath mint

When your doing anal and you partner sucks the shit off of your dick
Nigerian breath mint: suck poop off of penis
by Brileelamprecht August 20, 2015
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Nigersaurus

Surprisingly, not a black dinosaur. It however, has 500 teeth, making it a weird looking mf. Whoever named this is going the boiler room of hell
Guy: Look, omg a Nigersaurus. Wait, that mf alive?
by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021
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Grange School Nigeria

grange is a fucked up school, no one likes it . because its shit , they are always bring new and unknown white principals who we dont rlly need, then they banned the popcorn, then they give us useless tests after midterm break ugh

fuck grange
by damn.youfugly May 6, 2018
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nigerdom

Nigerdom is when you are involved in any shape or form of nigger.
I am in no way shape or form involved in any nigerdom!
by Uncle Sonny September 20, 2007
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nigerian friend

another phrase to take place of the already offensive word nigga but almost sounding more offensive than the actual slur if used in a patronizing manner.
Hello my Nigerian friend!
Hello MY Nigerian.
by nigerianfriend December 17, 2017
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Nigerian Fire Extinguisher

This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.
"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"
by Ike Wit October 1, 2015
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