When a man pleasures a woman only using his nose. The man doing so usually has an abnormally large or pointy nose.
"Dude I gave my girlfriend the Nigel Thornberry last night, I've never heard her climax like that before."
by Red Everest November 21, 2013
A sex act where a person claims they will pull out, yet instead leave their dick in for 3 more pumps after fornication.
3 pumps = 3 years before Brexit
3 pumps = 3 years before Brexit
by bArnacleBoY333 March 17, 2020
by Nock norberg May 29, 2019
Nigel Thornberry, originally a cartoon character on the 90s Nickelodeon series The Wild Thornberrys. He's portrayed as an adventurous wildlife documentarian who often rambles in an indiscernible English accent.
He recently became an internet meme, featuring his random ramblings of put into songs such as Firework by Katy Perry, Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha, and Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.
He's also been featured in GIFs, and traditional meme captions saying things like "They said I could be anything, so I became a BLARGHHARGHHH!" and "Keep calm and BLARGHHARGHH on."
In conclusion, Nigel Thornberry is the most awesome cartoon ever. And if you disagree, you can go blarghharghhh yourself.
He recently became an internet meme, featuring his random ramblings of put into songs such as Firework by Katy Perry, Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha, and Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.
He's also been featured in GIFs, and traditional meme captions saying things like "They said I could be anything, so I became a BLARGHHARGHHH!" and "Keep calm and BLARGHHARGHH on."
In conclusion, Nigel Thornberry is the most awesome cartoon ever. And if you disagree, you can go blarghharghhh yourself.
BABY YOU'RE A BLARGHHARGHHHH!
On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how big is your nose?
On a scale of 1 to Nigel Thornberry, how smashing are you?
On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how big is your nose?
On a scale of 1 to Nigel Thornberry, how smashing are you?
by Distances. June 30, 2011
Nigel is a legendary pig located in Florida. He is a guinea pig purchased in the spring of 2012. He is commonly referred to as "Nigel" or "Pig." Nigel has black and white fur and grew very rapidly despite the lights being on for the majority of the day. It is unknown how Nigel got sleep. Nigel has a close, personal relationship with the legendary Anthony Favata. Anthony Favata is not the owner of the legendary pig. Nigel was fed a lot of hay.
Guy 1: Yo its Nigel
Guy 1: Yo hows the pig
Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Its Nigel the Pig
Guy 3: Yo, get that thing out of here!
Anthony Favata: Yo chill out its just a pig. Yo pig, Uncle Favata has got your back (pokes finger at Nigel).
Guy 1: Yo hows the pig
Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Its Nigel the Pig
Guy 3: Yo, get that thing out of here!
Anthony Favata: Yo chill out its just a pig. Yo pig, Uncle Favata has got your back (pokes finger at Nigel).
by yoitsnigelthepig December 16, 2013
The act of quietly and descreatly masterbating while others are around and present in the vicinity. Some examples include but are not limited to camping,prision and sharing a hotel room.
While camping with Bill and Mike I felt over welmingly horney. The guys were in the tent so I had to pull a quiet Nigel.
by mikeyears81 September 29, 2015
by Woohzal March 11, 2008