Negotiable affections

A lady of negotiable affections is one who enjoys sex at a price.

She was an amateur lady of negotiable affections. "How much for a quickie?"
"I'm not on the game. As it's you. Now that you've got me drunk, just pay for a taxi back to your place. I can't wait."

In my bedroom, I slipped out of my boxers and into her. She was lush, moist and dying for it. Buying her an expensive meal with two bottles of wine had been worth my money.

by dustyp June 9, 2020

negotiable instrument

You are not a negotiable instrument.

Elena: "My phone died!"
Barack: "It was a negotiable instrument."

by seabitching November 7, 2021

Negatate

1) another word for negative
2) to make something negative
3) to subtract a negative

Negatate the 4

by Dukefishron February 17, 2023

Degotiate

Once an agreement has been negotiated, a party with authority may insert themselves to undo the deal. This party will degotiate the original agreement, thus nullifying it

I know that you told your brother/sister that they could move in with us “until they are back on their feet”, but that’s just not happening. I degotiated the deal, cuz I am not interested in hosting those thrustees.

by Interrobang-73 July 15, 2024

shomer negotiable

A person who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons when it’s convenient for them.

A religious Jewish person who is willing to hook up with certain people or types of people but is other wise Shomer Negiah.

“I’m not shomer Negiah, I’m shomer negotiable”
“I’m shomer negotiable”
•••••••••••
A: are you shomer negiah

B: I’m shomer negotiable

by @sarahbellaweasley December 3, 2023