Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky

who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky

“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page

by Djlaixbfuxis August 25, 2021

you ate my mom

Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain

Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!

by Fidgetspinner-man July 3, 2017

Yellow Smashing My Mom

it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom

Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.

yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom

by TotallyNotFibby August 28, 2022

My mom

A joke from Regular Show by Muscle Man. It's the opposite of "Your Mom", execpt now it's making fun of your own Mom instead of someone else's Mom.

"You know who else messed around a lot? My mom!"-Muscle Man

by Awesome Bloxy March 7, 2022

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

My mom

Dead

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives

by no no no no no no January 2, 2021