The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'
Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'
Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'
Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'
by phatdik January 18, 2009

A Victorian slang term used to describe meat that tastes so bad that it could theoretically be from a dog, although it was usually meant in humour/sarcasm rather than a literal sense.
by C L G January 31, 2021

by Jr Black January 19, 2009

by Patrick February 22, 2005

A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"
by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

When an older woman tries to dress young to be "cool". Usually involves jeans with rhinestones, Ed Hardy shirts, multi-highlighted hair, and some serious heels to finish off the look. Usually very embarrassing to her kids who are in either middle or high school. Still lives in the 80's with her music. Will still wait in line to see Bon Jovi.
"Man, Karly's mom thinks she is still hot. With her halter top and tight jeans, she definitely qualifies as 'mutton dressed as lamb'."
by ICT-TARA January 7, 2011

one stage up from "you beauty!".
easily applied in a sporting context but generally a handy universal phrase, shortened to just mutton chop if you like.
easily applied in a sporting context but generally a handy universal phrase, shortened to just mutton chop if you like.
by king edwards April 1, 2009
