70's porno mustache

When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn

Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache

by Gold barz July 26, 2016

Moustache Weight

A weight that, if exceeded, prohibits you from shaving your moustache. This serves as punishment and inspiration for meeting goals. Typically associated with weigh/fight trainers.

Damn, Eric hit 175. His moustache weight is 169. He won't be able to shave that molester 'stache until he drops 6 lbs!

by pandasmash December 17, 2011

mustache-ride

When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.

During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.

by Seth P July 22, 2005

don't touch the mustache

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)

"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)

by TJStoner September 7, 2007

community moustache ride

multiple riders on a single handlebar moustache

Did you bring your pass!? The moustache leaves in five minutes via Burt Reynold's community moustache ride.

by C. Sampson March 16, 2009

soup strainer moustache

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.

Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.

by gramaticon July 21, 2008

Flaming Mustacheio

A flaming Mustacheio is when you are having sex with a girl and you light there pubic hair on fire, and eat them out. This works better if you have a mustache and even better if it is a handlebar mustache.

I gave Janet a Flaming Mustacheio last night. it was flipping narly!

by ripley53 October 11, 2006