muntard

Conjunction of munted + retard = muntard.
A person who is already a bit of a retard who does something stupid,becomes a muntard.

"Yeah, Mike was a bit of retard back in the day but once he started working with Jen he turned into a bit of a muntard"

by Nelly Retardo November 5, 2006

munta

When one gathers a dead body and sews up all the holes (eyes, mouth etc.) leaving the butt open. then placeing one's mouthe around the bum hole wilst some one applys a large amout of pressure quicly to the bodys stomac and all contence of the body squeased out the bum is eaten by the guy with the mouth round it.

man 1: gather your sewing kit and spade.
man 2: what ever for.
man 1: i am hungry and we are off to
munta someone in the graveyard.

by grave robber January 25, 2009

muntard

A munter crossed with a retard.

Jade Goody is such a muntard!

by esqo December 9, 2008

munta

amazing person

You're a munta for giving me $20

by Heinz tAmOtA May 17, 2018

Muntsville

Where Munters Hail from (possibly East kilbride)...(see Munter in urban dictionary)

God! i think we're in Muntsville, check out all the Munters

by Munt Spotter June 11, 2004

munta

The horniest and most down bad person that you know. Munta is a guy that constantly gets rejected by women and usually gets friendzoned.

lol did u see munta? XD are we just friends?

by sexboy456 March 8, 2021

Muntaha

Lady with tits the size of the moon

Person 1: NO WAY, IS THAT A MUNTAHA?
Person 2: Anybody else with tits that fat?
Person 1: Brb... gonna give those milkers a nice suck.

by reputablereptile March 3, 2022