Mussy

Mom pussy

“I was present at my sisters birth last night”

“Gross bro. Did you see some Mussy?”

by Mussylover6969 November 1, 2021

Work Mummy

That girl in the office that makes it her god-given duty to make sure all her co-workers are happy, healthy, fed properly and get a hug when they need it.

Guy 1: Hay, where'd you get that toast?
Guy 2: Work Mummy found out I skipped breakfast and lunch, so she made it for me and dropped it off at the cubicle.

by J-Cutter November 12, 2009

sphincter mummy

Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.

"I was changing my underwear and a sphincter mummy fell out. Howard Carter would be proud."

by Moistmerkin69 May 9, 2013

DB Mums/Moms

The Mums who live in Discovery Bay,Hong Kong who have a facebook page which is basically a glorified neighbourhood watch of mums that complain about teenagers all the time. Most of them are stay at home mums who have pilot husbands and they get their helper to raise their children whilst they drive around on their golf cart to go to yoga.

Omg did you see what happened on DB Mums/Moms ??
No what happened??
A Karen took a picture of us at the plaza because we were being “noisy” and “partying”
Omg they have nothing to do except be annoying!

by coolbeans852 May 5, 2021

Teri mummy

A slang which means "your mom". This slang originates from delhi, India and is now commonly used among 'dank' people on the internet.

"Teri mummy meri ho jaa"

by Metalol_fence November 27, 2021

santoor mummy

A attractive middle aged woman who arrived way ahead of time. Makes guys regret their date of birth. Usually with a Kid who seem like their Sibling.

Guy1: Hey who is that girl

Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.

Guy1: What's that?

Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Ishqterra May 16, 2023

mummy

the loverly person who gave birth to me and has and will look after me 4 the rest of her life

i love u mummy

by elmo July 9, 2002