Mumzy

that one history teacher at your secondary school that just is sound and you call her mumzy because she's like your school mother

Oi Ed we got Mumzy next in room H4

by Sam Ewins June 12, 2018

Dizzy Mummy

When your dick won't stay hard with a condom on.

Her: Why you keep going limp?
Him: It's this damn condom you're making me where. It's too tight and it's giving me a dizzy mummy.

by chedderman1 November 19, 2010

My Mummy

Its the English way to spell it you Americans.

My Mummy left my dad cause she said that he slept with my neighbour Barbra. Fuck you Barbra.

by MrMystick June 22, 2019

Red Mummy

A used tampon mistakenly placed in a load of laundry, resulting in a load of clothing with intense mentsrual odor.

LaDarrien: "Damn Keisha, you smell."
Keisha: "It ain't me pimp, my ma accidentaly dropped a red mummy."

by MBgreezy and Rboogie December 18, 2006

mummy

A human turd wrapped carefully in toilet paper to resemble a hollywood mummy. Finishing touches of eyes and a smile by magic marker. Often referred as "Mummy's Revenge" when unknowingly placed behind a toilet in it's proverbial tomb.

Shannon placed an "upper deck" on Joe, and Bill layed a "mummy" behind his toilet.

by Billy LosManios September 14, 2006

Yummy cummy mummy

Yummy Cummy Mummys are plagueing this earth. they are mummys that like to take your yummy cummy. Yummy cummy in your yummy mummy's tummy is bad yummy cummy not so yummy cummy makes your mummy dummy. yummy cummy mummys birth cummy babies and cummy babies born from yummy cummy tummys end up as yummy gummy babies. there is nothing more contagious then a yummy cummy mummys yummy gummy baby that was birthed from the tummy of said yummy cummy mummy.

Carlos: "wow, did you see that yummy cummy mummy?"
Fil: "Yes, have a look at her yummy gummy baby that was birthed from her yummy cummy tummy"
Carlos: "Oh how I wish to cummy in that yummy mummys tummy"
Fil: "shut up bro"

by fredthemovie2 April 28, 2021

your mummy's bum cunny

your mother's arsehole

I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.

by tudda dahl October 18, 2008