Mulching

When you are having anal sex and your partner gets diarrhea. You don't stop and it starts to make mulch mulch mulch sound.

We were getting it in and then things got real kinky when she started mulching.

by Jbereal January 26, 2022

MULCH DAY

I HEREBY DECLARE THE ON THE 7TH DAY OF DECEMBER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE MULCH IS HERE

'THE MULCH IS HERE! IT MUST INDEED BE MULCH DAY!'

by ScrallySam December 7, 2022

charles mulch

smelly fertilizer that you pour over dead bodys to bury them.

hey mom i put some charles mulch on the people next door already!

by ishmale January 31, 2007

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

mulch eater

Someone who enjoys eating mulch

i saw my neighbor the mulch eater destroying the mulch pile

by flying man November 11, 2024

mulch dog

dumb stupid little dumb stupid dumb dumb dog
It’s a smiling dog that knows too much

Popular dog in mulchmaxxing videos

it’s hell spawn pretending to be a toy poodle

look at the mulch dog, he thinks this is a game

by #1 Mulchdog supremacist/hater April 18, 2024

Bob Mulch

A legend in Phantom Forces. The legend goes... In an ordinary Phantom Forces lobby... a man named Bob_Mulch was on the Ghosts team, hes lived his life until this moment going aimlessly until something snapped... He carried the ghosts to victory! Everyone chanted MVP MULCH! They adore him, appreciate him, and are inspired by HIS NAME! All of that praise... and he is humble.. only saying.. "So many fans for being mid at this game"... THE LEGEND!!

"I would never do anything bad, Im humble and I'm everyones favorite! Im like Bob Mulch! Even though ill never be as good as him, I can try!

by ZombieGotBetrayed0 January 14, 2024