Music muggle

An insecure music fan who overreacts to the Rock Oracle accurately assessing a band they like.

Did you see that guy get upset because The Rock Oracle told him his favorite band are B leaguers , what a music muggle.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023

Mugglefucker

A person of less expertise, experience, knowledge, and understanding that causes great frustration to someone with greater knowledge, experience and expertise.

Brian is such a mugglefucker! He totally just screwed me over...I feel so mugglefucked by him!

by iosnerd July 27, 2017

Muggle

A non-magical person.

Harry lived with the Dursleys, some of the most awful Muggles a person could live with.

by HPFanatic06 January 10, 2010

muggle

( < Harry Potter usage, also by association with "smuggle")
1. (noun)(Geocaching) A non-geocacher, especially one from whom geocaching activities must be concealed.
2. (verb)The vandalization of a geocache by a muggle.

"I was unable to approach the cache during the day because there were too many muggles about."
"Could not find the cache, it may have been muggled."

by phildonnia June 14, 2004

muggles

noun. sweet sweet mary jane.

Muggles makes me so horny.

by Wedge November 16, 2003

Professional mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.

Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.

by Apemanjon September 5, 2008

hugger-mugger

a state of confusion and or distress

well i told the officer to fuck off in a state of hugger-mugger induced rage!

by Slick May 27, 2003