Shaving The Morning Wood 

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

Shaving The Morning Wood by very hot man January 10, 2020

virtual morning wood

the erection caused by taking a nap instead of a whole night's sleep. Instead of true morning wood, it is a phallic fallacy.

Mah: "Man, after this nice long nap, I think I'm going to have to go out back and chop this virtual morning wood."

virtual morning wood by SuterLareau February 23, 2011

Sap O' The Morning Wood 

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

Sap O' The Morning Wood by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

Wood Morning 

A good morning expression for certain circumstances.
See morning wood

him: good morning.

her: ooh, wood morning baby!

Wood Morning by woodsey March 14, 2012

morning woodsap 

(Noun) the sappy genital arousal of a female that occurs in the morning; female morning wood

Girl 1: dude I hate when I wake up and my pussy is wet

Girl 2: yea morning woodsap is the worst

morning woodsap by Tarry Haylor October 13, 2013

mornin wood 

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

mornin wood by ross March 5, 2004

Mourning wood 

Why would you search this in urban dictionary?

A Terraria boss lol

Hey Mike you are a Mourning wood

Mourning wood by Sir. Get Nebwed December 3, 2019