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yorkshire man

oh dear! yorkshire (english county) provides many a salutory tale in how not to behave when away from home. men of that large county tend to be extremely boastful on account of their lack of size in other areas. borish, arrogant, self-opinionated, unforgiving. have a pathological dislike of lancastrians on account of having had their arses thrashed several hundred years ago by said county. treated sympathetically when in lancashire to seek cultural enlightenment. cannot pronounce the word 'cricket'. women of that county provide regular, if 'sameish' entertainment, to lancastrian men living close to the border.
a. I'm a yorkshire man!

b. Then you should leave!
by Hedley Clubnobber September 17, 2006
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yorkshire

a place where old cunts like to talk about mining and cricket. a place not dissimilar to hell itself. yorkshire sucks monkey chum.
man, i just ate my own poo and the taste reminded me of how bad yorkshire is

pakistan, you think pakistan is bad? try going to yorkshire!
by i h8 yorkshire 4 lyf January 12, 2009
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Yorkshire dipper

Is an urban myth/mystical rapist who resides in the Doncaster (Donny) area of County Yorkshire. The Dipper (dippa) is known to stalk young women on their walks' home from a night on the town, stalking them from nearby bushes or woodlands, the dipper strikes down said women and performs many acts (mainly sexual) before dunking their used disgraced bodies in the local cannal/river.
"Did Sarah make it home last night?" "No!" "She was struck down by the Yorkshire Dipper!!"
by Anon412538 February 27, 2017
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Yorkshire Man

"A male person from the county of Yorkshire who is generally, scruffy in appearance and appears to be mentally challenged!"
" Your a yorkshire man!"
by Mike Hughes October 30, 2004
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yorkshire

a boring boring place with nothing but sheep, fields and inbreds. scared of change the whole area is living in the 80's. The only form of dialect is "ee" "come by" "tractor" and "aye" which is used for everything. the main local dish is a YORKSHIRE pudding which is a cheap form of a dumpling as 3/4 is missing.
oh my god i must be living in the most boring place on earth how do i get out of YORKSHIRE
by old greg June 30, 2006
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Yorkshire Sound

An upcoming sect of metalcore and hardcore music originating from England pioneered by bands such as Architects, Bring me the Horizon and While She Sleeps. These bands employ a more raspy tone to their music and often voice various issues relating to the disillusioned British youth population. A number of these bands have become prominent on the worldwide scene.
What are some good Yorkshire sound bands?" "Anything unless Oli Sykes is involved
by facebatter August 20, 2011
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yorkshire whore

Aimee 😂❤
My friend from Snapchat is a Yorkshire whore gotta love her though
by SamQuin December 27, 2016
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