Morbiusese

A secret language for Morbius males. It's like English but Morb is either added or replaces a syllable in a word

Morbius male 1: I am going to speak Morbiusese. I am feeling so Morbed right now.
Morbius male 2: I am craving some Morbussy.

by linton411 June 4, 2022

leges sine moribus vanae

"Laws without Morality are in Vain" -Latin Proverb

The police officer lied about the commission of a crime, leges sine moribus vanae, what good are laws if people do not know the difference between right and wrong....

by Yehoshua June 9, 2016

Möbius Dick

Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.

It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.

by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011

MOBIUS CELL

Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voicemail, leaveing a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voicemail again, because person 'b' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through

see definition above

by MMichaell June 27, 2005

Mobius

The planet Sonic lives on in some to most of the video games and all of the Archie comics

Earth or Mobius, i'm not sure. One has talking animals that stand on two legs, the other has America. Yep, Mobius.

by CAST IRON CLETUS May 9, 2018

Morbiusly a beast

My doctor put me on a weird square plate thing with numbers, and it said "500lbs", which I think stands for 500 Legendary Beast Skins on Fortnite. He then got this weird long thing with numbers and lines on it, and put his finger on the line matching my head. The number said 4ft, which I think means Fearless T-Rex. After that he said I am morbiusly a beast 😎

Friend: How was your doctor's appointment timmy?
Little timmy: He said I am morbiusly a beast 😎

by CC-8826 August 29, 2023

Morbisexual

A sexuality revolving around the Anti-Hero "Morbius" meaning you are only tunnel visioned and sexually attracted to Morbius

"hey are you straight or gay?"

"neither im Morbisexual"

by Owen Berdan April 21, 2022