moose knuckled

To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.

I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.

by cackage mcpackage December 26, 2009

Moose knuckle

A moose knuckle is equivalent to a camel toe on a woman, only on a man. It is when a mans testicles are pulled up tight and/or high and separated by the seam in their pants causing the appearance similar to a moose knuckle. Called thus because larger than sister equivalent the camel toe

For the love of god man get something to control that moose knuckle you got on you!

by Ansoberry November 6, 2010

Moose Knuckle

The larger species of camel toe.

Did you see Mrs. Smith’s moose knuckle today? Oh my god.

by Sfhhgdcvhj March 12, 2019

moose knuckles

The sight of a woman's sexual anatomy which you can clearly view through her clothes, like a wedgie in her crotch area. Also known to be called; "camel toe".

Mark and I saw this chick with nice moose knuckles while walking down the street.

by Fat Rooster A.K.A 8-inch July 29, 2003

Moose Knuckles

Street name for Labia Majora, also see meat flaps, carne asada,cameltoe

Dude, look at those fat Moose Knuckles on that bitch!

by K. Davila March 21, 2003

Moose Knuckles

When a female has a large gap between her legs, her jeans are all up in her cooter, Moose Knuckles is a step above Camel Toe.

Damn look at that biotch flappin in the wind with her big a** moose knuckles.

by MJ ALL DAY June 12, 2003

Moose Knuckle

A very large, Obese woman's version on Camel toe.

Nikki Blonsky has a moose knuckle, Kirstie Alley's Moose knuckle

by lilbear787878 May 19, 2010