Scottish Moustache

refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.

"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"

"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah

gave me last night. She's still on her period."

"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."

by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009

Clit Moustache

When a female shaves off her pubic hair but leaves just an arch of hair above the clitoris. Similar to a walrus style bristle brush early 20th century moustache.

'Cath shaved her pubes last night but she left a clit moustache.'

by Kim Mitten December 25, 2008

Moostache

A place for storing cows.

Where did you put the cows last night?

Why in the moostache, of course. Where else?

by fligglepop July 9, 2021

Devil's Moustache

Slang for the hair that grow's in a persons butt crack - specifically around the anus

He bent over, opened his legs and all i could see was a big, thick black devil's moustache

by shite_hawk November 3, 2010

Moustache Whiplash

1. When you are giving a girl head and she is sitting on your face with your head between here legs and she suddenly orgasims causing you to get whiplash.

2. Alternative Punk Rock band from Outer Banks North Carolina.

3. Kissing someone with a moustache leaving your face sore.

4. The feeling of always being at the mercy of a Police Officers.

Friend: Man dude, your mom really gave me a bad case of Moustache Whiplash last night.

by Moustacheman October 5, 2009

moustachey blowy

A blowjob given by a man (or woman) who has a large enough moustache that it tickles the neither regions.

Used in the hypothetical questioning of a mans sexuality to confirm or deny if he would enjoy oral sex from a man.

Combined with one or more pairs of boobs on the side, it becomes a "Magnum Baywatch"

What if you were getting a blowy from a dude. Could you deal with that? What if the dude had a moustache though. What if it was a real moustachey blowy?

by buzzgonewrong May 14, 2011

Pants Moustache

An overgrown bikini line that's sprouting out either side of the underwear.

You should really get down to the waxing parlour and get that pants moustache seen to.

by Anja_Antares November 12, 2010