mono sock

The condition of a sock once it has lots its matching sock.

Every time I do laundry, I end up with a bunch of mono socks.

by Gufu November 24, 2010

mono date

A calendar date consisting of all like digits; i.e. month, day and at least the final two digits of calendar year are comprised of similar numbers. (Digits fall so that the numeric date will be repetitive.)

Superstition surrounds such dates in many cultures and religious/occult practices. The dates can be seen as being either good or bad omens, but most seem to consider the dates lucky or auspicious.

The last complete mono date of this decade will be 12/12/12 and will be the last mono date, or near mono date for at least a decade. After 2020, there will be combinations such as 02/20/20, but an absolute repeat will not occur again for a century.

Examples: Sept. 9'th 1999 - 9/9/99

Jan. 1'st 2001 - 01/01/01

Feb. 2'nd 2002 - 02/02/02

and so on.

Next mono date from time of this posting:

Nov. 11, 2011 - 11/11/11

by evelynnadelle November 10, 2011

Mono-Sexual

Person that does not have sex with him or her or it. but has only sex with them self e.g masterbastion

Jenny masterbates all the time but not sexual intercorse.

by ++speed++freak+++ May 10, 2005

mono lacto strangulation

The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.

You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!

by yesjaydom February 12, 2007

mono-mom

The mother-in-law you want to avoid like mononucleosis.

I really love the guy but I can't imagine spending holidays with the mono-mom.

by macyz.mom December 9, 2008

Mono White

Mono white is a term derived from Magic: the Gathering used to describe a person who is a pure individual incapable of doing something wrong or taboo. In Magic white is the color of order, good, paladins, angels, and the like.

Guy A: You think Bill would want any weed?
Guy B: Nah he's mono white.

by Thadeus Buttons August 26, 2014

mono pussy

Mono means 2 so (2x pussy flap)= mono pussy
Also known as a gunt (gut+cunt) =gunt
You cannot physically see the cunt with out lifting the mono pussy

How was thats fat chick last night brother?

Aww, I lifted the mono pussy to get to her slimy area, and it stunk like she pooed out her vagina into her mono pussy flap

by Mettfrom Collaroy June 28, 2019