monkey

He could go anywhere, including there, and there, and there, the only place he can't go is on the toilet.

also see Weebl and Bob

I am the monkey. I could go anywhere. Including here, and here, and here.

by DaChazman March 04, 2005

monkey

A woman that has sex with two or more partners at the same time. Named that because she is jumping from bed to bed.

Rolling Stones: Monkey Man;
"I'm glad you are a monkey woman, I'm a monkey too.
Phillip Roth: Portnoy's Complaint;
"I watched in amazement as Lena's finger dissapeared into the monkey"

by kozykole May 09, 2003

monkey

a boy with a structured face what gives hints to relations with a jungle creature. Usually with big ears, and a big pointy lips.

Wipe that smile off your monkey face...

by Chan March 06, 2003

monkey

A big fat wet pussy(all da ladies can shake dat monkey)

All da ladies shake dat monkey!!!!!!!

by shakin my monkey September 26, 2003

monkey

A primate. Often used in conjunction with ninjas or pirates to make something seem more original than it really is.

Hey, look at this, monkey pirates ninjas.

Youre so cool. Lets hug.

by James March 08, 2004

monkey

insanely hot boy, whose nickname is monkey, you would think this is bad, but in fact, hes just a sexual jaw robber from the ukraine.

i love monkey, uhhhhh femidom.

by chloerose444 April 06, 2009

monkey

someone who is obviously on crystal meth or crank.

example: "I can tell he is monkey, you don't wanna date someone who is monkey"

by monkey free December 19, 2003