Monk

To monk is to be OCD. 110% organized.

Buck monked out the warehouse. It was OCD clean.

by ConejoView October 6, 2016

monk

an idiot; somone who acts dumb.
It's used primarily when you don't want to swear, but you want to get your point out.

Wow, I can't believe you just said that. Stop being a monk!
You're such a monk!

by pari October 16, 2004

Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.

Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.

by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010

Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.

How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?

by KarCraft May 27, 2015

Monke

Monke is a Monke who plays basket ball. Monke like Basket ball, or Monke stand tall with the basket ball.
Monke is a term used for idiots who dont know what they are saying.

-Saeeda

John: U just spent 200 dollars on a new set of airpods dude!

Kadir: Monke Ballin

Ayaan: Huh?

Zakaria: Monke Ballin

Ibrahim: huh?

Talha: Monke ballin

by SAEEDAAAAAAAA March 21, 2023

Monke

the best animal in the world.

reject humanity, humans are cringe, me MONKE INSTEAD

monke 1: "ooh ooh ah ah"

monke 2: "fornite"

monke 1: "cringe"

by Shredr Monke January 27, 2021

Monke

We should reject humanity and return to this

Person: “we should revert to monke”
Person 2: “ok then”
Person 1 and 2: *reverts to monke*

by Olive-the-idiot March 20, 2021