money

a piece of paper that is worthless because everything in life does not take that piece of crap

you do not need money

by the litest person evaa December 10, 2017

Money

The thing we wish we all had

Tom: I wish I had money
Sally: yeah bih you ain’t gettin none

by Thiccer than oatmeal May 19, 2018

Money

That green stuff in your pocket, that god gave you

Fucking Green Shit, Not Weed.

by xXBlazerXx January 1, 2004

money

In reference to something that is impressive, awe inspiring.

That chick has a dumpy ass, but her friend's ass is "money!"

by Big-Dog and Biskey January 27, 2005

the money

something you might wish to be shown in certain in certain instances.

Renee: "Tom, you had me at hello. You.....complete.....me."
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"

by Nick D April 27, 2003

Money

Something that is good, great, awesome. Can also be used like 'cool' or 'neat'.

Nice man, that shot was money!
That shirt is money.

by comp3de. April 11, 2017

money

A piece of paper or metal that is usually signed by a government's treasurer, stating that everyone is currently under the delusion that you have wealth. In fact, the piece of cotton used to represent how much gold a country had, but then Richard Nixon decided that it was not his cup of tea. Due to 1 cent coins in the Canada (where they have since been abolished) and the US costing 1.6 cents to stamp, owning a lot of pennies makes you more wealthy than society believes you are.

Canada's money is the only currency that has a value: it is made from polymer, a petrolium-derived plastic.

by Placowepuss May 23, 2013