Monart

A funny, stupid, or goofy looking person.

"Hey did you see that scene kids hair? He looks like my sister!"

"Oh boy did I...what a monart!"

by Jacob Abbott January 11, 2009

Monarch_OTS

This ain't no butterfly, however, quite graceful. You can find the Monarch_OTS somewhere in the Caribbean Sea, on the "Party Bus" having a cock-fight or shooting a few tootsoonies and moofoomoofoos in Call of Duty 4. The Monarch's skills have been honed for several years taught by the sling-shot-buddha-guru himself, Zio Vincenzo, dating back to his first headshot... when he nailed the retarded kid in the ear when he was walking with his mom...and the kid got in shit for crying!! ..what a disgraziato!!

Weapons of preference: AK-47 w/silencer, Canon SLR Digital Camera w/optical zoom and RPG + Grenade Launcher.

Keep the bazookas away from the Monarch_OTS

WATCH OUT!! ..Monarch_OTS has got a sling-shot!!

Don't tell Monarch_OTS we have the PARTY BUS!! ..what a finocchio!

by Tootsoonie2 June 12, 2008

Monarchy

An old-fashioned and traditional load of bullshit that is no use to anyone

I wish Britain had a President then we could ditch this monarchy crap. America gets it, why can't we?????????????

by FreeBritainofthemonarchy April 18, 2022

MonarC

Annoying wannabe teenie who needs to be put into a straight jacket and sent to nearest mental hospital.

Sitcomsonline member: MonarC

by Brad November 24, 2003

modar

a homosexual man who claims that jesus is his reason for his prudity and hits on his girlfriend's other homosexual friends.

"We've been dating for 2 months, and that modar hasn't so much as kissed me!"

"Everyone's just waiting for that modar to come out. Even his girlfriend!"

by Anoni Moose March 1, 2008

monarchbutter

The accumulation of smashed Monarch butterflies on the front of any motorized vehicle. Monarchbutter is a seasonal product with a harvest occuring during the annual migration of Monarch butterflies in South Texas.

<Passenger> Man, I'm starving and I'm broke. Can you buy me something to eat at the next stop?
<Driver> I only have enough money for gas, but I have some bread and jelly in the back. Let's scrape a little monarchbutter off the car and make some sandwiches!

by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007

White Monarch

Where you cum in someones ass then flap their butt cheeks together so the cum flys out all over ur face.

Dude, i white monarched my boyfriend last night, it was awesome!!

by tupacisme6669 January 5, 2008