Mingles

Perving on little girls or even little boys.
Has no social life and looks out their window with binoculars for women with prams.

That Matt guy is such a mingles.

by IngramDiss August 14, 2009

mingle

Adjective - An individual's relationship state in which they are single but would like to sow their oats with no strings attached.

Etymology - Married individuals that commit adultery have a mentality that it's ok because there's no commitment involved. Combining the adulterous mentality of the word married, the end goal of staying single and embracing the word play of the word 'to mingle'.

Lisa: "So, do you have a girlfriend?"
John: "Nah, i've been mingle for several months now"

by Harrison Waller August 31, 2006

minglewank

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.

I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.

by Pope Juicy July 18, 2005

mingleberry

(noun).A person who clings to you at a party or other event where one likes to mingle preventing you from full attention of the opposite sex.
(verb).the act of clinging to someone's ass so close as to interfere with their ability to mingle unencumbered.

(noun):"there's some real good looking skank here tonight bro, but my girlfriend won't stop being a "mingleberry".

(noun):"yo, I invited you to this bar to show you where some action is, but yo gots to stop being a "mingleberry" and go find your own bitches".

(verb):"Look Sheila, If you can't keep your paws off all the dudes tonight I will "mingleberry" your ass so quick........

by theBARKBARK August 14, 2010

Penis Mingler

1) A Boner Wierdo that won't go away
2) A party or function for Boner Wierdos to meet each other
3) A group of Boner Wierdos that don't necessarily know they are Boner Wierdos that hang around together most of the time.

see Boner wierdo for an example of Penis Mingler....

by MarkOPoko January 15, 2010

mingle

Persistant bit of minge grit

It took me a week to rid myself of that mingle

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

mingle

Noun: a totally awesome dude that you find in a crowded bar when you least expect it. one whose boyish charm will reel you in. once you lock eyes with him, you know he's a keeper. his dreamy aura and witty personality will certainly win you over. he may not have much to say...but his kiss says a lot.

"I can't wait to go out tonight with the girls. I hope I find myself a mingle!"

by AlwaysFallHard February 4, 2010