MIDWTF

stands for mother i don't want to fuck, usually used in reference to a friends mother that is just not pretty, older, etc

Jeff: No offense, but that is one MIDWTF

by Hannah V.D. April 12, 2008

midterm party

The last night before your girlfriend gets her period.
It's derived of the night before spring/fall break after all the midterm exams when traditionally students party all night long.

she:"Hun, you better come over tonight, its midterm party!"
he:" it's only the second week of the semester, what do you mean?"
she:"it just is"
he:" Ooooo I get it, sure thing I'll be there at ten"

by mcmarsh February 17, 2010

Midtermit

Someone who turns into a hermit during midterms and refuses to do anything but study, much to the annoyance of their non-schooly friends.

Helen: 'Let's go take over the world!'
Jen: 'I can't leave the house, I am such a midtermit!'
Helen: 'Damn'

Helen: 'Let's go take over the world!'
Jen: 'I can't leave the house, I am su
ch a midtermit!'
Helen: 'Damn'

by OBPinata November 14, 2010

Mindsterbating

The act of masterbating without using any masterbatory aids such as pronography.

Friend 1- Why didnt you answer your phone?

Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.

Friend 1- You're pathetic.

by Jack Hambit April 2, 2011

midtopia

Not utopia, not quite dystopia but right in the middle.

Their midtopian dream was very realistic, but ultimately somewhat disappointing.

by JJ LaVage June 24, 2019

midsy

one of the best fucking people ever like what the fuck they're so cool

talking to midsy makes my day

by inkpoisoning September 22, 2020

Maidstone

The place where grove street originated

Yo g I’m about to crack open a Stella in Maidstone God bless you brother

by AlmostDan November 11, 2020