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Michael Schwartz

The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.
"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".
by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010
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Michael Steele

Someone who feels or exhibits vast self-importance and arrogance when placed in a position of power, simply because of his or her gender, race, or any other irrelevant factor, not because of one's actual intelligence or credentials.
When Bob was elected class president and then spent student funds on a foam party, he really pulled a Michael Steele.
by Courtney Bluehauser September 8, 2010
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Michael Schumacher

The most successful driver in Formula 1, bearing literally almost every single record including most wins, most wins in a single season and most championship titles, however, does not hold the all-time pole position record, despite being only one pole away. Won the World Championship seven times, twice with Benetton (1994-1995) and five times with Ferrari (2000-2004). Without a doubt the best driver in his era but has severely lacked competition, which drivers in the '80s and early '90s had to face all the time. Unfortunately Michael barely had time to show his skills in fighting amongst drivers such as Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost but from what he demonstrated he could keep up and sometimes pass.
Michael Schumacher finishes second in the 2004 Belgian Grand Prix to clinch his seventh, and fifth consecutive, World Championship!
by Conquerer February 7, 2006
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Michael Size

To enlarge or super size your order
original based on a fat Kid desire.
Can i Please Michael size this Hamburger
by JustSimply August 1, 2008
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Michael Storen

A fucking chad of a man who’s funny as fuck and spits straight facts in every video
Man 1: I hate Michael storen
Man 2: *pulls out gun*
by UNGABUNG August 30, 2022
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Michael Stipe

Vocalist for the alternative rock band R.E.M.

His cryptic vocals helped define the band's sound.

He has a very quirky personality.
Michael Stipe has sex with men and women, but refuses to admit that he is gay or bisexual.
by Peppeche January 14, 2008
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Michael Spriggs

A man of upmost awesome, his nickname is batman and is just as cool. there is no one in the world is that cool. trust me bro. a lad of all lads. also a most excellent bro!
Girl: OMG! whos that? hes so cute
other girl: thats michael spriggs, hes so cute
by lycanman November 9, 2012
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