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methaphone

What you give to someone who lost their phone and is going through withdrawals.
She needs a hit of methaphone, she's going crazy since she lost her phone. Also, "We need to get her to a methaphone clinic ASAP."
by Flapps June 22, 2015
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Methape

You get raped while on meth :-0
Kelsey was methaped during her trip to Iowa!

People get methaped all the time in the movie Region!

That old lady and the Rake methaped me twice on the set of Region.
by Trustymccoolguy December 4, 2016
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Methaphobia

When your meth is too good to be true usually this means that people are either afraid to use it or eat it
When shown meth to methaphobic people it makes them go blind and deaf for brief second, giving people chance to molest them or kidnap them. It also makes your nipples twist and your head turn 360.
"Holy shit man i just witnessed meth and got insta molested by 7 people, lol."
"James was traumatised after seeing man's head turn 360 and noscope some skrub."
"Methaphobia is ... Gulp on these nuts lmao"
by Master Chief Jeff October 3, 2018
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Methaphrenia

When a person uses methapmethamines, causing delusions, paranoia, and psychosis that appears like schizophrenia.
Hey guy, did you hear John was diagnosed with methaphrenia from all of his meth use? Dude was in a hospital for weeks!
by Travyss February 18, 2019
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Methamerica

Methamerica is America run by methheads and tweekers. Or anyone one who acts as if they are on meth, heroin, crack, or bath salts.
Hey did you see that tweeker ? We must be in Methamerica now!
by Dghoe May 8, 2019
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Methamfemenist

A woman who loses her mind, squats down in a Tim Hortons; goes poop on the floor and throws her $#!♧ at employees.
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by RICKEH! April 11, 2019
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