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Pubic Meter

A measure of distance similar to a meter, but curled to look like a pube.
Wow... that physics book must be really up to date... it has the conversion factor of 1 pubic cm = 2.12 cm
by Tea Cake April 20, 2004
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clit-o-meter

A device that measures the hardness of a woman's clit.
Her clit was so hard it was a 10 on the clit-o-meter
by Rocky and Bullwinkle March 8, 2008
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Boner Meter

A scale used to measure the hottness of a chick.
That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter
by jayak November 7, 2004
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers

The sexiest most talented actor who walked across the face of the earth
OMG! Did you see Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Match Point? OMG!! He was so fuckin' hot!!
by JRM luva August 8, 2009
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meteorsexual

First thought to be a misspelling of metro-sexual; however,
it is now believed this little-used term can mean:

1) Someone whose sexuality involves hot, fiery, brilliant streaks of all-consuming, high-flying acrobatics with an emphasis on the impact. OR,

2) (In-comprehensive to me) Having sex while falling from the sky; as with parachute or in free-fall. <?!>
EXAMPLE 1:
"Melissa is not only a flexible gymnast and championship ballroom dancer, but she's a full-on METEORSEXUAL. I didn't know what livin' was before I met her."

EXAMPLE 2:
"Hey Joe, I heard that group of jumpers (parachutists) you took up yesterday was part of a Meteorsexual Club. Word?"
by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006
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2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.
Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!
by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016
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dog shit o'meter

a thing you use to rate something that is really shit
hey katie that cup of tea is rated on the dog shit o'meter somewhere between sloppy dog shit and white dog poo
by craig newall November 5, 2005
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