Merp

Created by the ECXC Varsity Girls Team, Merp means Merp. There is no definition. Merp simply means Merp.

Varsity Girl: “MERP!”
The other varsity girls: “MERP!”

by rchlxc December 9, 2023

Merp

Merp (adjective/exclamation): A playful term used to describe someone or something behaving in an endearingly absentminded, clumsy, or humorous way. Often said with affection or mild exasperation, adding a lighthearted tone to the moment.

"Listen, merp, it's right here on the counter!" or, "Oh, merpo derpo, you're holding your phone upside down."

by Xevathin January 2, 2025

Merped

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.

“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”

by skittles.inc June 1, 2019

what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy

Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!

by geezerpleaser69 November 9, 2023

Merp

The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.

For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.

IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..

by vanillarie December 4, 2017

Merp

Merp is just,merp.

Merpidy merp my mans.

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 2, 2018

Merp

What the...

Kid 1: I'm going to ride my trycicle on the roof!
Kid 2: Merp?!?

by Purplecatawesome November 18, 2020