Merp

The sound you make when you forget that you are painting and get paint all over yourself Merp!

Johnny was painting and he got paint all over himself and he said Merp!!

by Nerp February 28, 2019

Merp

A word said for no reason, and most commonly used from 2000-2013. This was described as cringy and sad for a lot of reasons. Luckily, it is no longer in use.

Jake: Hey man! What's up?
Ryan: Oh you know, just the regular merp.

by NasaGal March 6, 2019

Merp

A sound that can be used in practically every scenario, and is more contextual than literal.

person 1: I just fucked your girlfriend
person 2: Merp

Person 1: OMG! You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Merp
Person 1: Do you mind merping me to the bank?

by OG Guru May 31, 2018

Merp

Merp is just,merp.

Merpidy merp my mans.

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 2, 2018

merp

merp is a term used in any situation where u don’t know what to say. it can express sadness, happiness, excitement but it mostly used is awkward situations. the outbreak of the word merp at mhs (moncton high school) was started by the one and only Emma-Jane Tilly Ward queen of merp herself

merp!

merp:/

merp:(
merp

by bbmerpjr July 24, 2019

Merped

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.

“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”

by skittles.inc June 1, 2019

Merp

If you are reading this... You are the merp.

That Sam is such a merp.

by Word Truther August 15, 2019