dick-melting 

Unerotic; the opposite of an aphrodisiac.

The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.

Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.

dick-melting by whitechocolate. March 23, 2013

The flavors are melting on my tounge 

A sexual term, when a male puts his penis on another males tounge and proceeds to ejaculate down his throat.

Oh my god! The flavors are melting on my tounge!

The flavors are melting on my tounge by Fredrick737 December 10, 2021

face melting

What shadow priests do. World of Warcraft FOTM forum posts were always full of casuals asking questions about class re-rolling. One asked if Shadow Priests were any good. The first response, and the two hundred or so responses afterwards confirmed, Shadow Priests melted faces.

This was a time before the game was nerfed, Pandas existed, and the original community left the game.

Person1: Queue up for the arena.
Person2: "But you're specced damage, not heal?!"
Person1: "Yep. I will melt faces.
Person2: "Oh yeah, forgot about face melting."

face melting by Jackson33 March 7, 2017

brb melting

Be right back, currently melting, aka in love; orgasming; getting wet; so happy you're melting; filled with butterflies; all of the above

Guy: oh my goodness baby you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

Girl: ohemmgeee brb meltinggggg

brb melting by Sweetgirl21 December 28, 2013

Dick-Melting 

When you and your best bud head up to the mountain and snowboard so incredibly fast that you begin to feel the sensation in your pants that feels like your dick is beginning to melt off. The occurance is often reffered to as Mr. Richard Melton.

Dick-Melting ex. You ready to melt your dicks off today?

Dick-Melting by mtnman530 September 5, 2017

Crotch melting 

something so good it could literally melt ones crotch

I mean the D850 is the cats ass ...the colour, saturation ....this camera is crotch melting.

Crotch melting by opalfroot September 17, 2017

The Melting Dog 

A woman lays down flat on her back, while a man diligently flops on to the woman inserting the penis at the same time. Then a third person is needed, this person will grab the male by the waist, trusting up and down.

Hey... bebe .. wanna try out the melting dog?

The Melting Dog by Person142 July 4, 2020