tactical mcflurry

The combination of vanilla pudding and m&m's out of an MRE

Smith has been rat fucking MRE's so he can make a tactical Mcflurry.

by Fishtank35 November 24, 2021

mcflurry

an oreo mcflurry from mcdonalds

person 1:hey have you ever tried the oreo mcflurry from mcdonalds?
person 2: no i haven’t, why? should i?
person 1:hell yea you should! it’s delicious!

by king3000700 February 7, 2023

Blue McFlurry

When a man doesnt wash his penis for a few weeks he gets a build up of schmeg. He then creampies a woman and all the schmeg oozes out - The "Mcflurry"

My wife and I decided to try the new trend, a Blue Mcflurry

by Branman69 March 17, 2020

McFlurry

When your Dad catches you in 4K but commits to giving you the McFlurry he just bought you

Guy 1: Guys I just got McFlurry'd
Guy 2: Woah. Was the McFlurry good though?
Guy 1: Of course but now I can't look my Dad in the eye

by CuzySato March 10, 2021

mcflurry spoon

A device to use to eat a fart.
booty sex food

Kyle mcflurry spooned Linda.

by Torro57 May 6, 2016

Grandmas McFlurry

The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.

Yo bro remember Lews grandma from the club? I totally gave her a Grandmas McFlurry last night!

by ryangilflover June 4, 2024

McFlurry

a dessert sold by McDonald's for $1.49 that consists in gods getting their hands into the ice cream machine to then add oreo topping and freeze the fuck out of it and then adding it molten chocolate making it for the most fucking delicious treat ever made in McDonald's

child:mom I want McDonald's
mom:no we have food at home
child:i will invite you from my mcflurry
mom:*tokyo drifts into McDonald's drive thru* okay

by yoloelyoyo July 18, 2019