mcflurry

an oreo mcflurry from mcdonalds

person 1:hey have you ever tried the oreo mcflurry from mcdonalds?
person 2: no i haven’t, why? should i?
person 1:hell yea you should! it’s delicious!

by king3000700 February 7, 2023

morning mcflurry

When you come in the girls asshole and suck out the semen from it.

Dude I gave the girl a Morning McFlurry

by PePe069 December 5, 2017

McFlurry

When your Dad catches you in 4K but commits to giving you the McFlurry he just bought you

Guy 1: Guys I just got McFlurry'd
Guy 2: Woah. Was the McFlurry good though?
Guy 1: Of course but now I can't look my Dad in the eye

by CuzySato March 10, 2021

mcflurry spoon

A device to use to eat a fart.
booty sex food

Kyle mcflurry spooned Linda.

by Torro57 May 6, 2016

Missouri McFlurry

The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.

Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."

by barry mcchocheiner September 8, 2021

New Orleans McFlurry

The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.

Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

McFlurry

a dessert sold by McDonald's for $1.49 that consists in gods getting their hands into the ice cream machine to then add oreo topping and freeze the fuck out of it and then adding it molten chocolate making it for the most fucking delicious treat ever made in McDonald's

child:mom I want McDonald's
mom:no we have food at home
child:i will invite you from my mcflurry
mom:*tokyo drifts into McDonald's drive thru* okay

by yoloelyoyo July 18, 2019