Magnesium glycinate

Its the legal xanax that you take to chill tf out. Helps you relax, not give a flying fuck, and is an essential mineral.

Noah: Ayo Kareem, you got any mag on you? I’ve been feeling kinda stressed out and anxious lately.

Kareem: Hell yea, pop three of them pills and you will feel like calm buddhist monk.

Dude. Did you see this chad named Lukas who doesn’t like magnesium glycinate?

Yea, that’s why we don’t fuck with him.

by KennyBroflovski February 5, 2022

meerkat madness

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there maybe cake, coffee and doughnuts.)

I heard moans of disgust, so I stood up to see what was going on, only to find myself participating in meerkat madness, caused by Fred's crop dusting.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

MILF Madness

A name for the mid-morning rush that occurs at a coffee shop due to the simultaneous release of all the neighboring Yoga classes.

It was a quiet morning at work, but then 10:30 came around and an army of yoga pants clad middle aged women stormed the gates. It was MILF madness. At least they all ordered nonfat latte's and we can steam like 3 drinks at a time.

by Poot's Coughee and Pee May 27, 2013

mayne

Mayne is a Southern term used the same as sayin 'man.' Its in alot of Crunk Songs.

'Yea mayne' or 'What up mayne'

by Shae September 1, 2004

march madness

The one time a year were you're HAPPY you don't have a girlfriend

Me: I so happy right now
Friend: dude, I thought you were depressed about you're girlfriend leving you
Me: Who? oh yeah. That... I dunno I guess I have MARCH MADNESS

by ojuice3112 March 19, 2008

Mr. Chi City Mayne

The realest nigga on youtube.

hey, man did you see the new Mr. Chi City Mayne video? It was freakin hilarious.

WE HAD AN OVERLAPSATION SITUATION

SOAP TO THE DOME BITCH!

HIT THEM LITTLE NIGGAS WITH A FREEZE POP

OHHH, MR GARLIC?!?!!?

by cardude720 May 8, 2009

Mayfest

A day where campus is closed and classes are cancelled at Syracuse University in order to celebrate student's academic accomplishments; however, many students use the day off from school to celebrate with parties outside on front lawns. Started in May of 2004, people usually associate the holiday from school as a drinking day. Thousands of students can be found partying outside on Euclid Avenue (a street right off of campus) partying from noon until 8p.m. Beer Pong and drinking occur on front lawns and drunks wander the streets. Syracuse Police Department and the Syracuse Department of Public Safety oversee the event, making sure it doesn't get too out of hand. Because of the block party, most students associate Mayfest with the day-long party on Euclid rather than the academic events occurring on campus. Due to this, in 2009 the academic event changed its name to SU Showcase. Many students were apalled by the name and still continue to call it Mayfest. Only in its first year has Mayfest occurred in May. Since then, it's taken place at the end of April before the end of classes.

Students see/do all of the following on Mayfest:
- Catch up on homework and projects that students put off until the last minute.
- An excuse to not do homework and go out and get drunk.
- Relax and take it easy.
- A day where you are friends with everyone. You can show up on people's lawns and can get free beer.
- Go up to cops and take drunken pictures with them and it's all right.
- Drink underage in front of cops and they don't care as long as you're not crossing the street with a beer.
- Hang out the sunroof of your car screaming while driving down Euclid and everyone will cheer you on.
- See people get stopped for carrying plastic bats.
- Stop Jonny Flynn on the sidewalk and take a picture with him.
- Get free food and drinks from strangers.
- Have people say hi to you who you don't even know.
- Watch people dance on the roofs of Frat Houses like they're cool.
- Laugh at people who make fools of themselves.

My friends and I got totally wasted on Mayfest.

Yo, are coming out on Mayfest?
Nah, I have to go do a science project at the SU Showcase.
Lame.

I couldn't go out on Mayfest because I had to catch up on all of the reading I haven't done all semester.

We saw Jonny Flynn walking down Euclid. Laura went up to him and we took a picture with him. That made our Mayfest.

by newhouse11 April 21, 2009