Mr.Mayer

BAAAAASSSSEEEBBBAALLLL

Mr.Mayer loves to play baseball.

by Seahawks123 November 10, 2016

william mayer

sucking on that

oh william mayer your bad

by Subcordanishfly October 20, 2020

John Mayer

1. A amazingly talented, beautiful voiced musician.
2. A sex symbol
3. A icon that people tend to get jealous of
4. A man that will take the world by storm
5. Perfect.

"did you hear John Mayers new cd TRY! it was spectacular"

" John Mayer is Beautiful, Period."

" John Mayer performs excellent live, go check it out"

by honeybananas April 11, 2006

John Mayer Disorder

Abbreviated with the acronym JMD, it is a mental state of being when one hears a song and devolops a liking for it, but abruptly changes their feelings about the song upon hearing the name of the artist or group who preforms the song. Getting it's name originally from the reaction by people first listening to the songs produced by artst John Mayer, but has and can be used for other groups and artists.

Jen: Hey, I like this song! Who sings this?
Sara: Lady Antebellum.
Jen: Oh. Turn it off.
Sara: I thought you liked it?
Jen: I can't now, it's classic John Mayer Disorder.

by littlebrownlab April 28, 2011

manjer

alternate slang for "sandy vag".
used to describe a woman that seems to have sand in her vagina.

"go do the dishes you dirty manjer!"

by laloooootj85 February 27, 2007

mayger

a little peice of rock and dirt set out in the middle of nowhere so you have to drive for 15 minutes to get to any civilization. a small section of rural clatskanie.

We live in Mayger

by t!@nn@ October 16, 2008

Mayterminotheist

1.The belief that all life will end in a May month.

Harold Camping, a preacher from Oakland, California is a mayterminotheist. He believes the rapture will occur this May.

by H to the T June 11, 2011