Matteo

he won’t tell u his birthday

“Matteo when is ur birthday?”

by karenisnotalive June 26, 2021

Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.

Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.

by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019

Mattschecking

The act of touching 2 prolapsed anuses together, like a kiss

Josh and Mike were bent over Mattschecking each other.

by Harrymanback November 23, 2013

matts cock

Its usally means a very hard and long male organ(penis) on a male with the name matthew or matt

Wow did you see what matts cock did to paige after the party she didnt walk for days

by Isaytruthful April 27, 2017

Mattsims

Anorexic meth head with rotten teeth . Sexual deviant. Rides bike everywhere to look for drugs.

Dang! Did you see Amber with that meth head?

Ya. Hes a mattsims. They deserve eachother.

by Fancyface70 July 26, 2017

matesoul

love at first instagram comment

jesse keeps commenting on brianna's insta posts they're totally matesouls

by passthedomebro June 20, 2019

mattdogbfc

A dwarf with immense sexual superpowers. Has the ability to shoot cum a cross the country and impregnate any women within a 5 mile radius. Truly a magnificent sexy beast

I sure did all the mattdogbfc moves on that hoe

by saculbaby May 27, 2020