Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

by Amawee21 May 16, 2016

Masterdraking

That thing that happens to people when they hear a new Drake song on the radio or speakers that they memorized within 15 minutes of the song's release, and all of the sudden stop, dance and sing along to Drake in order to look super cool. Particularly in the Toronto area, this is extremely prevalent.

Yo bud, this is the new Drake song (sings along) and dances like the hotline bling dance

(Response) Stop masterdraking, you'll go blind.

by Dr. Channing August 2, 2016

masterblazing

it means ur high and horny

yo dude i saw jake masterblazing

by lickitsmackitwackit69 March 7, 2019

Mastergating

Binge watching Stargate SG-1 (or other Stargate series/movie).

“Tyler, quit mastergating and help us clean for the party.” - Chris

Past tense: “Tyler mastergated in his room all afternoon.”

by TheBenAflack November 23, 2020

Masturbating

What you are doing right now.

You are masturbating.

by Balls Obama May 10, 2023

Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.

No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.

by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014

Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.

Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !

by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023