marmite on toast

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.

After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.

by Rob D Stag June 19, 2008

marmite afterbirth

You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.

I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.

by whiskeybravo July 27, 2011

marmite man

Talentless unfunny useless people on TV or in real life.

Jeremy Clarkson is a marmite man

by Bluekeys December 15, 2016

Marmite miner

similar to these words. turd burgalar beef smokerass pirate queer bummer ass bandit

A sexual reference to anal sex and those who practice it.

Guy 1:That guy is definately straight.
Guy2: no he is marmite miner for sure.

by Aaron Bostrom February 8, 2007

maritess

a type of fren who will "trick" you into going out with her to watch a movie with a few "frenz". she is a fun person and beneath her funny and cheery exterior she is a sensitive person.

she pulled a maritess on me and i ended up watching a movie "as soon as we got home"

by Ilaisa May 12, 2004

marmite

Spread: usually added to toast

Horrible shit people put on toast.....smells like dogshit but probably doesnt taste as good!!!

by Web Services Gangster February 4, 2005

Marmite

The most disgusting thing u will ever eat don’t ever try it it’s gross

I hate marmite

by Kaufman’s December 19, 2018