Markus

A man with a very contoversial name
Means "Mr Pussy" in Hebrew

I hate Markus, he's such a Mr. Pussy
Even Nepalese thinks Markus is a very funny name
Also Lior thinks Markus is the funniest name ever

by falfalufalu October 14, 2022

Markuss

A man who needs to be dicked down and get a shotgun blown up his asshole, this man is too horny for his own good.

"MARKUSS YOUR WEINER IS TOO BIGGGG"
"i will kill you markuss"
"IM HORNY FOR YOU MARKUSS"-DOM

by ihavmycocinmyhandrightnow April 21, 2023

nick maruzza

some faggot that sucks dick for free. he sexually assulted my girlfriend so he should die x

Finds a homo on the street: Are u Nick Maruzza?

by giorgio4 October 13, 2019

Markus

Someone who likes to get hit in the balls for pleasure.

Man Markus I didn’t know you liked that type of stuff.

by Balllllls September 12, 2018

Markus

Good friend. Nice pecker. Can be a great dude but lies too much.

That kid just flopped his dick on the table. What a Markus!

by Gokester February 27, 2019

Markus

He’s just a dick. Plain and simple. Markus’ are usually cheating on girls, lying, and blaming things on other people.

“wow, Markus is a faggot.”

by Jay jay mark November 30, 2019

markus hagues

The sweetest boyfriend any girl dreams for, he usually plays the guitar, and enjoys to be with his girlfriend. Markus Hagues is a funny guy and loves to make people happy, he supports his girlfriend and friends through everything. He isn't scared to show his emotions because he knows hiding his emotions isn't what you should do. Markus Hagues gives the best hugs and is known for his successful relationship and talents.

Markus Hagues is a great individual.

by someone who isn't important April 7, 2020