markeise

A stuck up lil asshole who is also kinda cute in a way that when you have a boyfriend you break up with him just for Markeise he is a bad lil child who has a big dick although sometimes he could act like a big dick.

I would like to be with Markeise

by Bitch.face May 22, 2018

Baby Maries

people who say they like elinor wonders why but know and/or say nothing about it. an abomination

Baby Maries make me consider divorce

by granny zoom September 29, 2021

malkies junkie bird

a skank

malkies junkie bird is a chomo and he is poor as fuck

by malkies berd is a junkie June 8, 2017

markiez

Markiez is a smart,funny,and very attractive. he is very athletic he is a very cool guy he can be very nice at times and is a good friend and is a very loyal in a relationship

You are just like markiez.

by Keith Gordon December 6, 2017

Markism

A religion surrounding (the almighty) Mark Payne

Are you a member of markism?

by thelostlibertine May 9, 2006

Markishnish

1. can be a dick, has a dick, is a dick
2. guy who can be ridiculously funny, in a non funny way
3. good friend, even though he is a dick!

stop being sucha markish!

by katie xoxo December 13, 2004

Markism

The greatest religion on Earth. You seem surprised, but how can the only religion where the God actually existed be judged as being bad? Whatsmore, the God and Devil are good friends, and go drinking together frequently. Only in a World this shitty can the most evil and most good benevolent beings be bosom pals. In fact, I am informed they are more than just good friends.... Sign up today!

Markism: God and the Devil looked into each others eyes. They could both tell the other wanted them, but both were to afraid to make the first move. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, the Devil leaned in....
Moral: Homosexuality and religion can successfully coexist.

by Chilly in Havana May 25, 2006