Free Nelson Mandela!

All round slogan. Use it to show that you disagree with a cause and have a hard time taking it seriously. Originally used by Ali G (Sascha Baron Cohen) at an anti-abortion rally.

Crusading speaker: We will not stand and watch while God's laws are being violated! Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry!

*loud cheer*

Random guy: Yeah, and free Nelson Mandela!

by Asger W November 20, 2007

Mandela-effect

Is where a bunch of people remember something clearly that actually never really happened in this alternate reality that we are now in

Derek :Luke I'm your father....
Damon :dude are you stupid it's No I'm your father.
Derek: wow the mandela-effect runs deep

by IlluminatFightR November 13, 2016

mandel toe

when a person (usually male) wears socks with sandels or flip flops, and his toes are seperated by the sandels. may be very annoying to regular dressed person(s). Looks like a camel toe of the feet.

"Look here comes Brad.", says Sam. "He might look a little classier if he could just get rid of that mandel toe!" Joe replies," I know he likes having things stuck between the cracks, but the sandel strap and socks just dont cut it."

by Mark Ma. December 19, 2007

Mandea

Something, such as a thought or conception, that potentially or actually exists in the mind as a product of mental activity; eclusively the product of male homosapiens. Mandeas normally occur immediately after the completion of a man-task or whilst a man is in temporary posession of a new power-tool. Mandeas are motivated primarily by laziness, partially by curiousity and underpinned by a primal need to do manly things. Mandeas are amplified by the presence of additional men and absence of females.

I had this awesome mandea, It takes 30 mins to cook a pie at 160 C, so if I use petrol and a blow-torch, it only takes 3 mins.

by moar powah April 27, 2011

Manderscheiding

The act of becoming absolutely useless at work. Usually happens around 30 minutes before work ends. The body slouches the eyes become dull and or crossed. The spine goes limp, you begin to drool and you are nothing more than a pile of goo, with Zombie like tendencies.

4:30 PM rolled around and Bob started to look like a Zombie as his body began Manderscheiding.

by StuckAtWork April 11, 2014

manderine

A small child that thinks he's funny normally called Kyle or kylie

Oii there you fucking manderine

by Daniel morrissey November 18, 2016

Mandwiched

When someone gets gangbanged by two men from both sides

That dude got mandwiched over there.

by DKINNG February 9, 2018