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Mald

Something that happens when somebody gets so mad they start balding
Rachael: You’re built like a mushroom

Johnny: *starts malding*
by Depression :D April 28, 2022
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Someone who is an asshole to their friends, particularly who is mad and bad. Also refers to someone who is mad and bald, but that is the literal definition and not the used definition
Look at him, he’s fuming to the brim! He must be malding right now
by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022
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Mald is when someone sucks at a game and gets so mad that they start to pull their hair out and go bald while simultaneously punching holes in their walls.

In short, someone being shat on in a game that they are dog shit at and raging
qqb11ar: You been coming back trying to kill me and every time you try you die for the last 15 mins
Mech: He's Mald
Leave: Says the angle that was arguing about us using the ladders to escape you, that's literally their purpose.
Chrispy (The Owner): THAT'S THEIR PURPOSE?!
Leave: well on my that the
by qqb11ar May 8, 2022
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"Mald" is a word used mostly by little Roblox faggots who only play Naruto games, Rogue lineage or Deepwoken. Mald/Malding means you are angry to the point of which you are balding.
Regular player: Bro this game sucks, that move is completely unbalanced.
Morbidly obese Deepwoken player: Mald about it kid.
by ohnahbro May 10, 2022
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A combination of the words mad and bald used by someone being so flustered, salty, or tilted that they lose control of their vocabulary. Often used to describe the offending person.
Yo that dude was mald after losing that game they couldn’t form a coherent sentence to save their life.

Bruh was mald after getting stomped in that game.
by Halfnir December 31, 2021
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Mald means to be mad at someone but written in a way to infuriate someone (Mostly used in videogames where a toxic person keeps typing Mald after every kill)
Person 1 (Toxic): Dude I own you in TF2 what’cha gonna do now? Cope, Mald, Seethe,
Person 2: What the fuck does mald and seethe mean?
Person 1(Toxic): Urban Dictionary retard
Person 2: That’s the reason you are adopted you fat fuck.
by TheletterAE January 12, 2022
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being so mad that you go bald
by forwinningarguments May 20, 2022
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