four loko

the fifth and a half dimension of hell in which you are incredibly fucked up due to the 12 % booze intake and then are unable to sleep due to the fucknormous amount of caffine you have just consumed. When you "wake" up in the morning you will be getting double penetrated by the two guys you took home with you because you were so fucked up or be puking your guts out or borderline seizuring because you are shaking so hard. let me correct myself for a moment, its a quadruple penetration in a can. but it does fuck you up. have fun with the gangbang. love four loko.

Four loko? are you fucking kidding me? i saw my neighborhood bum drinking that yesterday!

by koshersexjew September 16, 2010

FOUR Loko

A 23.5oz beverage that is 12.0% ABV. Falls into the "alcopop" category of alcoholic beverages for combining energy drink flavor with enough shit to get you pretty fucked up.

One FOUR Loko will get you pretty fucked up.
RULE #1: DO NOT DRINK TWO.

Drinking three in one night will kill anyone under 200lbs.

You got some FOUR Loko? Shiiyit, nigga we gonna get FUCKED UP! Wait, what the fuck, is that your 2nd one? Holy shit, dude.

by whythefuckdidIdrink2 February 27, 2010

Lokover

The type of hangover one can only get after a night of four lokos.

i'm sure she'll have a lokover tomorrow

by erick8888 November 30, 2010

Lokon

Indonesian version of ligma or sugma.
Refers to telling someone "lokontol." that means "you dick."

A : "gila lu, lokon." (You crazy, lokon)
B : "Lokon apa?" (What's lokon?"
A : "Lokontol." (You dick)

by FerroAreHere December 22, 2018

Lynkoln

A cool dude that plays lots of games, The girls love him, And he is rich.

"Hey have you heard of Lynkoln? He is very cool!"

by GAZerman January 20, 2021

The Loko List

Website created by college students to broadcast the amazing drunk stories that come out of a night with Four Loko or any other type of alcohol

Yo I got hammered off loko and streaked at a little league baseball game, so I posted my story on The Loko List at www.thelokolist.com

by The Loko Legend November 20, 2010

Soy Loko

A mixed drink popularized by New Jersey suburbanites that contains one part Four Loko to one part soy milk.

Hey Johnny, you and the boys wanna swing through and pregame with some soy lokos?

by syrupjoe1 January 27, 2012