professional lurker

individuals who may never like, comment or share your posts but secretly watch everything you do.

I have several professional lurkers following me on social media.

by Natural Metra September 9, 2015

Facebook lurker

Someone that passively trawls Facebook, but doesnt leave a Facebook footprint by writing on walls, commenting or liking things. Facebook lurkers love the book, but seek to create a facade that they're never on it

Hey check out Warrick, he's always looking at Facebook, but never doing anything on it. He's such a Facebook Lurker

by stevethesitch September 8, 2011

Pervy Lurker

can be used in almost any instance. A pervy lurker is someone who is either pervy, lurkerish, creepy, weird, or any other adjective causing you to laugh at the fact that they creep people out.

"Check out that pervy lurker...ew!"

by Prebbler October 3, 2006

Lurkers Corner

A corner in which users of the aXs chat hang out when they do not want to be seen/heard or when they want to avoid the Glass Smash

Lucindac: What you all up to?
Greyhound35000: chillin in lurkers corner

by KillerMackem June 20, 2010

crazy lurker

a stalker looking, hardcore gangbanging nigger

dude, that crazy lurker got himself some grillz

by bitchnigfro September 26, 2007

hard lurker

someone who does as little work as possible yet still acts as if they are the hardest working person on the planet. close relative of the spotlight ranger.

Sgt Frank is a hard lurker, he is always talking about how much work he is doing, but no one knows what he actually does or ever hears of him accomplisching anything at all.

by ram1500trucking October 8, 2008

Liquid Lurker

A place full of internet trolls who pass the time by discussing some of the most ridiculous subjects ever known to man. The place is under the control of five security guards, known as Kcube, Chev, Azimio, ScarfaceEvaStar and Kill You.

They have the most interesting trolls in the history of the internet. A few death and black metal freaks, a vampire, a priest and a few indie freaks. Also, Lady Gaga, Hitler and Nicholas Cage post here. Apparently...

Jeff: Who are Chev, DemonCashew, ZiggyStardust, eet_and_ern, Gore for Grace, Kcube, Jerome...

Jacob: They are Liquid Lurker.

Jeff: What?

Jacob: You know, Liquid Lurker. Land of the trolls.

by Penis Neck January 31, 2010