by Noam Chompsky January 27, 2008
So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.
by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020
Originating from the StarCraft unit "The Lurker" this phrase has now come to be a euphemism for sexual intercourse or, more specifically, the act of penetration.
by Kånkelberry Finn February 17, 2010
This place is like a sex shop. You go in expecting to go in there not really expecting to buy anything but for a laugh or two because some of the stuff is ridiculous. But the longer you stay, you get the urge to buy something. You go to one item, and then to another, and then another. Before you know it you interested in every damn sex toy in that store, because you say "Hey, this stuff will make me not emo anymore". You buy one, go home, and never felt better. You go back, and buy more and more. You go there so much you end up being sucked in it's attractive and manipulative environment. You will never leave again....ever
Liquid Lurker is the best site on earth, when it's alive!
Kcube has the dildo
Placebo likes the buttplug
DC likes the vibrator
BDZ likes to double head dildo with MessyMurder
EnormousAxie likes to smoke cigarette in the corner and watch it all
Jerome is a cool motha fuzza and likes to coordinate everything and film it
Sunsha and cute little Peachy there like to trib with eachother
Kcube has the dildo
Placebo likes the buttplug
DC likes the vibrator
BDZ likes to double head dildo with MessyMurder
EnormousAxie likes to smoke cigarette in the corner and watch it all
Jerome is a cool motha fuzza and likes to coordinate everything and film it
Sunsha and cute little Peachy there like to trib with eachother
by Boss Betty January 28, 2008
He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.
Rick: Who's she dating now?
Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.
Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.
by musacha April 4, 2009
Someone who is part of a Discord Server, but rarely sends chats and NEVER joins the VC without mute and deafen on. These people are usually on for quite a while at a time, but you wont ever really see them interact.
Person 1: I've seen that guy on a lot, but never seen him talk.
Person 2: That's because he is a Discord Lurker
Person 2: That's because he is a Discord Lurker
by DiscordLurker March 29, 2022
The person that creepers over your shoulder well you are sending a message via your mobile phone. This person often asks you a question relating to the message sent to one of your friends.
Adam (textmessage)- Hey Michelle, it was nice seeing you yesterday.
Adam's Mom: Who is Michelle?
Adam: Mom, quit being a text lurker!
Adam's Mom: Who is Michelle?
Adam: Mom, quit being a text lurker!
by donttextlurk13 April 23, 2010