Lurk Finger

A subtle, obscene gesture used when you can't find the words of hatred to use against another individual (human, animal, etc.) Generally used against authority figures, such as a supervisor, superintendent, or even a bossy in-law. Gesture is performed by sliding your hand down to your thigh area, and popping an upside down middle digit.

Feelings conveyed while using this gesture are "go f*ck a hat" "sit on it and rotate" "please wash your mouth with a 12 gauge" and "I will fill your urethra with pine cones". Ladies and gentlemen, the Lurk Finger.

by PooBandito August 19, 2015

Lurk bag

Some one That works around doing nothing but lurking.

Steve your a dirty lurk bag

by Borggy December 10, 2016

lurk stick

What high school kids use as a code name for a juul it can also be referred to as a lurk

“Yo bro, pass the lurk stick”
“Nah you’ve been fiending all day”

by Dabber01001 November 12, 2018

lurk off

A term to say to someone when they are stalking your online profile continuously or profusely.

Geez, that guy will not get off of her account, someone should tell him to lurk off..

by ken a December 24, 2019

Fab Lurk

To be fabulously awkward

The rare hairless sland is very fab lurk and lives in the urban dictionary sink hole in juxtaposition to Slandette and Patrikka the winking merging rattled squids that live in vestibuels eating fleek potatoes, doing fifer scissors, while being monitored by Chris Chance amongst the flaming flailing squids falling from hot tub trees.

by skwydeth April 8, 2015

turk-a-lurk

a person at a club or other social dancing gathering who feverishly follows people he/she would like to hook up with but is often socially inept, awkward, drunk, or just plain creepy.

Jessica you better watch out, that guy over there has been watching you the whole night - he's being such a turk-a-lurk.

by EuropeanWetDream08 August 9, 2008

myspace lurk

someone(preferably a creeper) who checks out other people's myspaces more than 10 times a day and doesn't leave comments or any indication they were even there; lurkers must be sly. they may also know personal information about the people they be lurkin'.

Timmy: "dude Greg knows about my plans this weekend and i haven't talked to him in a month."
Johnny: "no shit. Greg is such a myspace lurk. gotta watch out for him"
Timmy: "fucking lurker..."

by alinaaa February 14, 2007