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Lurk Finger 

A subtle, obscene gesture used when you can't find the words of hatred to use against another individual (human, animal, etc.) Generally used against authority figures, such as a supervisor, superintendent, or even a bossy in-law. Gesture is performed by sliding your hand down to your thigh area, and popping an upside down middle digit.
Feelings conveyed while using this gesture are "go f*ck a hat" "sit on it and rotate" "please wash your mouth with a 12 gauge" and "I will fill your urethra with pine cones". Ladies and gentlemen, the Lurk Finger.
Lurk Finger by PooBandito August 19, 2015
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Some one That works around doing nothing but lurking.
Steve your a dirty lurk bag
Lurk bag by Borggy December 10, 2016
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lurk stick 

What high school kids use as a code name for a juul it can also be referred to as a lurk
“Yo bro, pass the lurk stick”
“Nah you’ve been fiending all day
lurk stick by Dabber01001 November 12, 2018
A term to say to someone when they are stalking your online profile continuously or profusely.
Geez, that guy will not get off of her account, someone should tell him to lurk off..
lurk off by ken a December 24, 2019
What a gatekeeping asshole says on a message board such as Reddit to a new user who doesn't understand an inside joke.
User A: <Says inside joke and gets upvoted by other users who got the joke>
User B: What does <inside joke> mean?
User C: Lurk more peasant
User A: Fuck you prick
lurk more by Elloss May 28, 2026
Lurk.me is a fun, nostalgic early-web style site for connecting with people, expressing yourself, or making any kind of custom website.
The official website description states the following:
"Lurk is a free website builder where you create your own personal site and connect with friends. No code needed, just type, arrange, and share."
Based Lurker: I added my lurk.me to my discord bio so everyone can see how cool I am
lurk.me by BinaryBae July 16, 2026

Fab Lurk 

The rare hairless sland is very fab lurk and lives in the urban dictionary sink hole in juxtaposition to Slandette and Patrikka the winking merging rattled squids that live in vestibuels eating fleek potatoes, doing fifer scissors, while being monitored by Chris Chance amongst the flaming flailing squids falling from hot tub trees.
Fab Lurk by skwydeth April 8, 2015