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Logistics

During a game of Super Smash Bros, for any system, when one player achieves a "lock" with a weapon such as a fire flower or a ray gun, that player may call "logistics" thereby granting him/herself immunity from other opposing players until the lock is broken. If another player breaks the lock that player is now in violation of "logistics" and is now subject to punishment in the form of collective attack from the rest of the players. The relevance of "Logistics" is widely debated and its precedence should be discussed before the beginning of any individual match.
Everyone killed John because he violated logistics.
by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009
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Lorita

A wisecracking nurse who likes to eat sugary snacks.
by Jaydodee January 31, 2009
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Loris

A beautiful, raging homosexual who doesn't commit to be a bottom. But it's quite obvious.
loris we already know that you're gay just shut the fuck up.
by Hahajime March 30, 2020
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Genesis logistics

The worst place you can ever work at... Im some contries they send you to Genesis instead of prison.
IF you rob someone we will send you to Genesis Logistics for 10 years
by JORge ar December 23, 2010
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Logistically Challenging Wank

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018
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Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.
Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.
by mhycro April 17, 2019
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Loris

Crazy hot, extremely tall guy. Athletic and intelligent. He’s basically ‘that guy’.
by Chunkypotato123 October 17, 2021
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